March 2012
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toddpine replied to your post: So I go to check on how you’re doing and the first thing I see is a man in panties and high heels and now all I see is me cleaning your house in that. Fuckin’ a -
I don’t know how I feel about that euphemism.
It was either that or slap n tickle and frankly slap n tickle just doesn’t compare
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Anonymous asked: So I go to check on how you're doing and the first thing I see is a man in panties and high heels and now all I see is me cleaning your house in that. Fuckin' a -
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also I am going to reblog let's hear it for the...
because I need more classic homosexual favourites in my life
I was autographed last night
it looked like the artist formerly known as symbol but apparently it wasn’t but I’m going to insist on believing that Prince autographed my body
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February 2012
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This uni is full of just so many super cute guys I...
there is pretty much no talent at my uni
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PLEASE PEGASUS
~protect people’s dreams~
you’re such a dweeb Melvin
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It is grotesquely humid
and I am sweating from the face profusely
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Oh right I know posts about dreams are boring...
but I dreamt of Angela Lansbury last night and there was a mystery of some kind I don’t even remember what but that doesn’t matter cause dream narratives are unappealing to read but she also wasn’t Jessica Fletcher it was just regular Angela Lansbury but I also don’t usually dream about people I’ve never met so
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Sometimes I just wish I was the dad from the...
lolcar:
#fat gay
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Also I want some new shirts but I haven't seen...
like ugly colour schemes have been in for the last couple of seasons or something
Sometimes I just wish I was the boss to surpass...
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I should do some grooming and get my hair cut so I...
but I just dun wannna
Totally just realised that I've been out for over...
I’m just such a tired old queen these days
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I see a lot of posts on the Tumblr about how...
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So I made lasagne for my boyfriend's mother's...
lets just say that my bechamel was flawless
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Sometimes I just wish I was a dowager duchess
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